Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (August 6, 2020)

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Aug 6, 2020 1:30 PM EDT

It's that time of the week again, where we bring you the top Shower Thoughts as voted by the people of Reddit from this week. These may not be the most intellectual realizations, but goddamnit, they are the most profound — sort of.

And in case you missed last week's deepest philosophical insights, here they are. 

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  • 01
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Zaniak88 1 day ago 2 S Given how bad body fluids and human waste smells, our skin has to be really good at blocking smells
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  • 02
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/PaniniRS2 5 days ago Most of the cities in the world are older than their countries
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  • 03
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/prodbyalvi 6 days ago If your act of vandalism is pretty enough, it'll be considered street art
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  • 04
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/TitaniumPeak 5 days ago If all car horns were in the pitch of C, E or G then traffic and commotion would sound like a harmony
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  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/DroopyMcCool 5 days ago The oldest person alive can be reasonably confident that no one remembers the embarrassing things they did as a child
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  • 06
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/EvolvingEach Day 6 days ago Redoing your shoe laces in public is totally normal but redoing your belt in public seems weird.
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  • 07
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/trixtred 1 day ago Teen magazines become much creepier when you realize they're created and edited by adults
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  • 08
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Snewicman 4 days ago "Slow and steady wins the race" works for a lot of things but not in an actual race.
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  • 09
    Text - r/Showerthoughts . Posted by u/awesumsingh 3 days ago Our body has 5 glitch modes: rubbing your eye too much, peeing after orgasming, standing up too fast, someone tickling your funny spot and banging your pinky toe against an object
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  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/_Flying_Scotsman_ 1 day ago The chocolate milk that forms whilst eating coco pops is better than most chocolate milk on the market
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  • 11
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/beniveg 6 days ago If someone crawls into a ventilation shaft of a building in movies, they are always illuminated well
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  • 12
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/DutchBlob 2 days ago Human fingers don't have any muscles in them. Your palm and forearm are literally pulling the strings.
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